Adventurers

Generally regarded as the cause of many of the problems they claim to solve, adventurers are a plague on this and every other world. Should be avoided at all costs.

Gulo
Can't stay away from the drink. Almost certain criminal past. Suspiciously good at catching greased pigs.

Rorrik
Is a few bad days away from becoming a Death cleric and we all know it.

Sam
Married to an ancient being who can bitchslap the hit points right out of you. Apparently part of a religious insurgency. Turns into a unicorn sometimes??? Sus.

Samsok
Tries to eat halflings. Substance abuse. Knows too much.

Seth
Made a deal with a horrifying ancient being that she knew would drive her mad. Dark Academia.

Theodard
Has a bag of holding and won't give it to our heroes. Pants impractically tight. Hair remains suspiciously glossy even after three weeks on the road.

Vyre
Doesn't care about killing children and explicitly worships a god of revenge. Bougie. Probably going to kill us all in the night.

Zohal
Just HAPPENED to turn up in Ki, huh? What a COINCIDENCE. Just HAPPENED to know the entrance to the murder dungeon. Open your eyes, sheeple.